I got an eye upgrade today:
A new model
With anti-tear capabilities.
It was fast to install,
Only took ten seconds.
I almost can’t tell the difference.
Almost.
The firmware is version 1.0.
You know how the first version goes.
There’s always some rough spots.
No, no spots on my eyes.
But the anti-tear capabilities
Haven’t been perfected yet:
If I want to let them,
The tears will still fall.
There’s no override;
I can’t set it to “No Tears,”
And have the setting stick,
Ignoring what e’er may come next.
Also, the anti-tear module
Requires a steady input
Of hard rock to function properly.
But so far
My ducts are dry.
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